Whether you are here for the first time or you have been a loyal reader, I would like to clarify something.
If you don't know what is happening, please ignore this post.
If you do, You can come to me anytime you see me, look into my eyes, and I will tell you the same thing: "I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I have never had an affair with her."
That is all I have to say. Thank you.
PS: Call this a low-blow or hitting a man when he is down or whatever but I couldn't help making this joke. Remember, it's a joke. So restrain those crazy-ass comments!